psyducked:

rabioheab:

what do you MEAN it’s inappropriate for gold digger by kanye west to be my wedding song

Kanye himself probably said this

(via lamelohan)

foodchewer:

where can i find some self esteem on sale

(via fake-mermaid)

lordoftheinternet:

i wanna get super rich so i can do cool stuff like tip waiters $1000 or pay off people’s student loans for fun

(via lamelohan)

aculthood:

"what do you want to do with your life?"image

(via lamelohan)

Triple threat

suspend:

HOW DO YOU EVEN CHOOSE A PROFILE PICTURE LIKE THAT THING IS SO STRESSFUL

(via fake-mermaid)

cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

(via gnarly)

captn-bucky:

bellecosby:

I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store. 

I think about this all the time

(via evoleur)


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